When first meeting Jeanette, she'll react with genuine glee upon hearing how loopy the Malkavian PC is.
It's arguably even funnier when the Malk uses it with anyone else, as all of them will know instantly without having to clarify who the Malk means by "Jester Prince".
The first time a Malk PC uses "Jester" to refer to LaCroix in front of Bertram, he'll crack up but warn them that saying so in front of the man himself wouldn't be smart.
Even funnier: Damsel accepts it without question as though it's actually useful intel and thanks them for it.
If an Malk PC agrees to work as a spy for the Anarchs, one of the things they can report to Damsel is that there's a rumour that LaCroix has an interest in field hockey players-which is an observation that comes from seemingly nowhere and might be entirely made up.
When Rosa frets about what will happen when the sarcophagus is opened, the Malk will get excited and say, "Yes! The night sky will shine bright!" It's doubly funny if the Malk sides with Lacroix, proving that just because the Malk can see the future, they're too crazy to pay attention to its warnings.
Players who have already finished the game will enjoy the Malkavian speaking to Rosa, the Malkavian thin-blood, as they give away plot points freely.
The Malk PC reporting back to LaCroix getting back from the museum and finding that the sarcophagus was stolen: "But there were dinosaurs, so I had fun!".
The fact the Malkavian PC is somehow convinced Boris is the Tzar and Grünfeld Bach the Pope.
Another Malkavian option is to respond "Don't you get it? We're a JOKE!" before laughing madly.
WHY ELSE?" Beckett will react to this simply with a deadpan "Can't say I've heard that one before." note It's less funny when you realize he's referring to a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination. A Malkavian can give the response: "We exist because the jellyfish wills it so.
When you meet Beckett in the museum basement he'll eventually ask for your opinion on why vampires exist.
Doing so results in the leader attacking his own friends, thus sparing you the pain to fight them as they kill each other.
When you have to tell the three Russian mobsters in the Empire Arms Hostel parking lot that Venus won't pay her debt this time, one of the lines consists of using Dementation to convince their leader that he is a hungry bear and his friends are salmon.
Fat Larry: Believe me, I don't have to see the freeze dried ice cream to know a space cadet when I see one!